Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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