Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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