If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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