I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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