You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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