She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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