I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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