If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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