Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I have feelings that need drinking.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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