After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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