Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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