where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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