I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He did a backflip because drugs
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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