that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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