This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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