bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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