Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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