Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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