We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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