Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she was so not down for the gang bang
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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