i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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