I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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