I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
smell my finger.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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