Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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