Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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