I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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