how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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third nipple confirmed
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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