new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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