Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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