you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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