Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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