You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I enjoy the company of your penis
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
