All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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