I heard we made out
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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