Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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