You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
NoShamevember. You game?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
