are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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