So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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