I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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