Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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