Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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