I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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