where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
