Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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