so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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