You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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