I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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