I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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