and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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