Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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