you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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