Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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