I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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