You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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