i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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