well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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