Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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