Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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